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Jokes

Postby John » Tue Feb 12, 2019 5:23 pm

With so much serious and depressing news in the world, we need
a place for jokes.

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Re: Jokes

Postby John » Tue Feb 12, 2019 5:25 pm

** The Spanish Magician

Question: A Spanish magician wanted to count to three. What happened
to him?

Answer: He said: Uno, dos ... and then there was absolute silence.

He had disappeared without a tres.

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Re: Jokes

Postby FishbellykanakaDude » Wed Feb 13, 2019 2:00 am

Oooooo,.. subtle! Excellent. I likez it........!

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Re: Jokes

Postby FishbellykanakaDude » Wed Feb 13, 2019 2:09 am

John wrote:** The Spanish Magician

Question: A Spanish magician wanted to count to three. What happened
to him?

Answer: He said: Uno, dos ... and then there was absolute silence.

He had disappeared without a tres.


Question: A French stubborn incompetent utopian (politician/philosopher) wanted to count to four. What happened?

Answer: He said: Un, deux, trois, trois, trois, trois....

If at first you don't succeed, trois trois again...!!


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