John's location

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Tom Mazanec
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John's location

Postby Tom Mazanec » Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:17 am

Does anyone know what city John lives in? Could we inform the police there that he has made a suicide threat?
SHARKS (crossed out) MONGEESE (sic) WITH FRICKIN' LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS

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Re: John's location

Postby John » Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:03 pm

Tom Mazanec wrote:> Does anyone know what city John lives in? Could we inform the
> police there that he has made a suicide threat?


Sounds great! Maybe the police can tell me how to pay the rent and
buy groceries.

Or maybe they'll throw me into jail, where I can live rent-free, and
they'll have to feed me!

Wonderful solution!

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Re: John's location

Postby FishbellykanakaDude » Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:12 pm

John wrote:
Tom Mazanec wrote:> Does anyone know what city John lives in? Could we inform the
> police there that he has made a suicide threat?


Sounds great! Maybe the police can tell me how to pay the rent and
buy groceries.

Or maybe they'll throw me into jail, where I can live rent-free, and
they'll have to feed me!

Wonderful solution!


Isn't there a Geopolitical Philosopher's Mutual Aid and Hofbräu Society that provides Beef and Beer to "John's People™"?

..That's a thing, right?

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Tom Mazanec
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Re: John's location

Postby Tom Mazanec » Thu Mar 28, 2019 10:57 pm

Of course he lives in Cambridge (Doh!). I called the CPD and they asked for his phone and address. I googled his name and city and came up with something.
They said they will send a detective to talk to him, and that I was a good friend.
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Re: John's location

Postby FishbellykanakaDude » Fri Mar 29, 2019 3:02 am

Do I have, or do I need, anyone's permission to find this hysterically hilarious?

..it really doesn't matter, but I just thought I'd ask.


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